Junk Mail Subject Lines

Here are some hilarious subject lines from spam that I've received. Some of them are slightly dirty so be aware. I'll try to update these daily. Enjoy.

Note: Bad grammar has been left in intentionally.
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• Get rid of the flatness in your pants just in a few weeks.
• Grab one little blue pill and prepare yourself for the night of adventures.
• Where is your male strength?
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• Supersize it - don't wait another minute.
• Your stick will be in harmony with her hole.
• Women always are ready to sleep with men who look rich.
• If you have a small bulge, the world around you seems small as well.
• The hard friend in your pants will look up into the sky.
• Keep them coming back with a long schlong.
• Be happy in bed every night.
• Get the Cartier as your portable status symbol.
• Your embarrassment has died instead you have the pride.
• Women will jump in your bed like crazy rabbits.
• Turn your sausage into a wiener.
• Walk with pride around the pool having huge and lovely tool.
• Unzip your pants for some extra meat.
• Don't be ashamed of your tool like you were in high school.
• With that power in your pants you can seduce any women.
• With that pill you can try different experiments in bed.
• The magic blue pill will wake up your little friend in a few minutes.
• Give your male member the strength to remember.
• The life of a man with a small member is often boring and dull.
• Your embarrassment has died instead you have the pride.
• Grow a big one today.
• You will be blessed she will be impressed.
• Your bedroom will be your palace as with that size you will be the king.
• Magnify your love making stamina.
• Women love to be possessed by handsome men who are well-blessed.
• You are strong enough to have it whenever you want it.
• Every man knows: no erection - no party.
• You can forget about hearing the word NO.
• You will be a king not only among average guys but also among big guys.
• Tired of having a peanut in your pants?
• Change your stick from weak to thick.
• Feel your pants expand with the new formula.
• Decorate your body with a huge instrument.
• Every woman will respect you and your best male friend.
• Get King Kong in pants.
• She will really choke - believe us it's no joke.
• Just think of pleasant motions with your new proportions.
• This blue tablet kills ignorance in every woman.
• Lots of girls have the rule - not to go on date without a ruler.
• Women will beg you to walk naked and shake it.
• Women will go crazy from pleasure and men will go crazy from jealousy.
• Huge manhood is your ticket to paradise!
• Displeased with the measurement of your willy?
• Now you can stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey by giving her more meat.
• Learn how to get a biggie stick very safe and very quick.
• Change the time in your pants from 5:30 to 12 sharp.
• All your dates end up spending the nights alone because of your miserable little friend?
• A small incher kills all the pleasure for both partners.
• You don't have to be green to be incredible.
• Your manhood will return to you like a boomerang.
• Free your small instrument from that big handlock.
• Your phone will not stop ringing - and all calls will be from gorgeous women.
• Now you will not get out of your bed for days.
• With that magic pill you will be magnetic for women.
• Don't keep her waiting - change those ants in your pants to a real beast.
• With every extra inch you climb one more stair on the ladder of masculinity.
• You won't hear "Good-byes" because of your size.
• She would become your property if you just had a bigger member.
• Your python will be able to work for days without a rest!
• Pull down your pants like a real king.
• Your bulge will be so noticeable you will have to wear a kilt.
• Now you can do it no matter how tired you are.
• Tired of your little friend staring at the floor?
• Keep her moaning and groaning all night long.
• Your chick will be impressed when she sees you undressed.
• Pretty women worldwide will know about your big pride.
• Welcome to big monsters in pants.
• Women will flow like a tide to see your biggie pride.
• Every inch of your body can be strong and virile if you want it.
• Your perfect mega beast will be 10 inches at least.
• Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure.
• Every time you are hungry for an erection, the blue pill can give it to you.
• The vigor in your pants will be unbreakable.
• Turning to Google instead of God?
• Any, even the most dirty desires will come true with our male enhancing set.
• Orgasmic wonderland can be yours.
• Your little guy watches you tie your shoes.
• Provide your girlfriend with a sleepless night.
• Rectify your bed issues, right here, right now.
• Get a pole the Hulk would be proud of.
• Be bigger than ever before now with organ pills.
• Get a pole larger than your forearm.
• Even famous movie stars would give up everything for a bigger tool.
• Women will be losing their minds over your bulge.
• Women don't like it tender they need a major member.
• You can have a mega tool like a horse or even mule.
• Women will be able to read the number of your inches on your forehead.
• Women would love to lick your stick more than a candy.
• Your manhood will become a true locomotive, hot and unstoppable.
• Your nose is hung because you are not hung?
• Women crave men with bigger dongs.
• The secrets of women attraction lie in the size of your male friend.
• Your perfect mega beast will be 10 inches at least.
• A bigger instrument functions much better than a small one.
• Be proud of your biggest achievement that shines in your pants.
• You will be mega cool if you get a bigger tool.
• Your new improved stick will be bigger than the brick.
• Are you a victim of cruel nature because your inadequate size?
• Turn her on like an engine.
• Your jeans will need a stronger zipper as too much meat will be pressing on them.
• Women will stare at your member like at the museum.
• With such a developed huge monster in your pants you can catch a real gold fish.
• The truth is: a fat woman is not attractive!
• Your big tool will be like a soldier: big, strong and always ready.
• Small banana brings small problems, big banana brings no problems.
• Why Young Beautiful Women Can Get You Killed and What You Can Do.
• Your wife always mentions your little dimensions?
• The longer your instrument is, the shorter the ladder to success.
• Your small instrument hurts your whole body and personality?
• You might be making millions by showing your beast in the public.
• If your hair can grow why your member can't.
• Now a large, long and thick member in pants has a name.
• Are you sick because the size of your stick?
• With a giant device you will feel a bigger man.
• Now you don't have to wear bigger shoes to trick women around you.
• here are just so many things that you can do with a bigger member.
• Your member will always get the highest grades.
• Your member will be like a magnet for beautiful women.
• Your stiff wang = her moans.
• She won't need a magnifying glass from now to find your tool.
• We know the method to get your small buddy up.
  
• She will not need a magnifying glass from now to find your instrument.
• From no you don't need a crane to lift your tool up.
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• You have a dwarf in your pants?
• Your rod will be faultless weapon.
• Drink just one unit and her moans will fill the air with passion.
• Turn your meat battleship on!
• You could be King Kong with a monster dong.
• Extending your male tool means winning a war.
• To the stars your manhood flies when you are happy with your size.
• Every man dies for a bigger size - so you can stay alive.
• You don't have to look like trash even if you have cash.
• Have a bone to pick her?
• Make your rod staying!
• We know the method to wake up your small buddy.
• Now you will be able to please any size-queen.
• Your device is so petite she scarcely finds it in bed.
• Your nose is hung because you are not hung?
• Women love enormous tool and believe us - that's rule.
• Your trunk has shrunk? We know how to renew its size.
• Shove your giant and give her real tension.
• When you would like to feel like a superman, nothing must stand on your way.
• The best way to take revenge on your ex is to make your member bigger.
• Powder for custard launcher.
• Doping for your pork sword.
• Knowing the time is very important. Get a watch.
• If watering your instrument doesn't help it grow we know what works.
• Make your knob firm like steel.
• Bigger penis = Happy girl
• Ladies like long action flatboat hayseed unhandy semipellucid.
• A complete gentleman in bed is all the time ready.
• Deeper in her entrails.
• A fabulous instrument will give you a fabulous reputation.
• If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument.
• You don't need to kill yourself over that fat belly.
• If you had a larger thing in pants, your life would have been better.
• Good shells for your love gun!
• We can't give you charm of Cazanova: But we can give you wood-on of Ron Jeremy!
• Make your zipper knight the best in the whole town.
• Charge your love generator.
• Enhancing your male weapon means winning a competition.
• Nothing makes a man manlier than a few extra inches in pants.
• Being well-endowed is the biggest gift the nature can give to a man.
• Girl seeks fun, Carhart wearing man.
• Make your lovestick your wifes favorite toy.
• Feel the wonder of having a tremendous instrument.
• Want your meaty lever to go up and forward all night?
• Nothing can make your girlfriend luckier than your big rod.
• Your stick will be big not only when you close your eyes.
• Enjoy the delicious taste of having a monster in your pants.
• Having a big beast in your pants will make you a beast in bed.
• Change your little pecker to enormous beast.
• Your sweetheart will be on cloud nine if you enlarge your stick.
• Even the shyest girls like it thick and long.
• The more inches in your pants, the more women in your bedroom.
• Nothing can make your girlfriend luckier than your big rod.
• To bang her without a rest, you just need a little support.
• You can trick the nature and make a monster out of your timid animal.
• With this you will go through your girl like a bulldozer.
• The most passionate lovers are the men with big hoses.
• The longer your tool is the shorter the way to popularity.
• Your girl will love to jump on your super hard pole!
• Women don't care about your money as long as your trunk is long and hard.
• Girls prefer well hung men Women will be singing odes to the majestic monster in your pants.